Apocalypse Tuesday: How to Survive Zombies, Corporate-World Takeovers, and Nuclear Disasters: Post Apocalyptic Survival Guide for Beginners

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    Gone are the days when you lived in fear of a Zombie Apocalypse or a corporate takeover of the ENTIRE WORLD! Now you can live in the peace of perpetually prepared-for paranoia as you mold and shape your plans for a new life when the poo poo is slung against the proverbial rotating blades of destiny!

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    The Apocalypse is coming, quite possibly on this very Tuesday! Buy this apocalypse survival manual and prepare to survive…or otherwise be prepared to get your life leg humped by the hellhounds of a merciless future in the barren soils of the New American Frontier!

    History repeats itself, dummy! Now get in it or get out of the way!



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